April 2012
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kelsium:
I’m intoxicated and I smell really nice. These are two things you should know.
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really fucking lucky.
My college education is the best gift anyone has ever given me. My parents saved the money to send my brother and me to college since the day we were born. My parents planned every second of their financial lives to give my brother and me an outrageously generous opportunity. I get how people can throw tons of hate on me for that, especially as more and more students graduate from college with...
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For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in...
– —President Obama in North Carolina today on why Congress has to act to prevent interest rates on student loans from doubling (via barackobama)
“CHECK THIS OUT, ALL RIGHT, I’M THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.”
(via fannylemon)
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I don’t know why I was ever afraid of letting people know who I am....
– Rihanna in ELLE, May 2012
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I am always so shocked when anyone thinks of an insult about me that I haven’t...
– Lena Dunham, on insults.
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From NYT: The Subversive Charm of Day-Drinking →
Drinking in the day is an occasion unto itself, to be enjoyed on its own congenial terms. And there are terms. It shouldn’t lead to drinking all night. It can’t happen all the time. There is such a thing as starting too early. That said — we’re all adults here, aren’t we? — after lunch sounds about right. There’s still time before the rackety after-work crowd descends; the pace is calmer; and...
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Hannah seems to be longing for a lifestyle rather than a life.
– This is the best thing I’ve seen written about Girls, and probably about most people I know, too.
“These people have no idea how ridiculous they are.” - from Matt Zoller Seitz’ review on VULTURE.
In case you haven’t noticed, I don’t have time to write things on this blog anymore. Maybe I will soon, if I get fired from my job or if my already poor work ethic deteriorates. Right now, I am too busy working and drinking when I am not at work. Sorry I just reblog pictures right now, but if you’re mad about it, welcome to the internet.
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haygirlhay:
kindymaling:
no sorry santorum you have to carry your dead presidential campaign to full term
*mic drop*
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Roman Reloaded: The Nicki Minaj Backlash Debated →
When’s the last time you read something at Gawker that was just completely on point? For me, it was this morning.
I’ve been attempting to write a long post on Nicki Minaj, and why we need Nicki’s narrative and why I, personally, can’t begrudge her career moves like Roman Reloaded simply because I’ve waited so long for a female emcee with a narrative like hers. Those...
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Thought Catalog: The Things About All These New TV... →
“I see girls like me on the Internet all the time, and I’m happy about it.”
omgclnclncln:
We’re foolish with money and spend hours planning our dream closets on Pinterest. We claim to love our bodies but still read about juice cleanses and celebrity weight gain. We cry at home to Downton Abbey. We fall in love and have meaningful relationships that culminate in marriage. We’re...
Lindy West: I Re-Watched Titanic So You Don’t Have... →
I feel like James Cameron has never met an actual person before. Titanic is basically a 3.5-hour-long Zales commercial, only slightly less emotionally compelling.
This is all there is.
Interestingly enough, the comments on this article finally answer the question we all already know the answer to: Why aren’t we really reading Jezebel anymore?
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It’s fashionable to become well-adjusted to injustice.
– Cornel West at UW-Milwaukee on April 3.
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At the risk of turning this into some sort of tumblr abortion competition, I’ve had two of them. Save your prayers; I can already feel my feet burn.
The first one came as a result of poor planning. I drank a tablespoon of bleach when I realized I was pregnant, but it failed to kill me or anything else inside me. He scraped together borrowed money and I cashed a check from my grandparents....
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And then I come to this place and you people tell me that I’m good with...
– Peter Campbell, Mad Men 01x04
Sometimes it makes me wonder how bad other people are, just personally.
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Bitches is like crabs in a bucket,
you see a bad bitch gettin’ shine you should...
– Nicki Minaj, Still I Rise (via oh-ew)
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Alabama Shakes' "Boys and Girls" is NPR's First... →
SO DO IT.
Tuesday is going to be a New Music Tuesday for the ages in Erin-land, friends.