Discovering that Nicki Minaj and Snooki were excitedly whispering about meeting each other and nervously confessing their love for each other backstage at the VMA’s is somewhat like finding out that my slightly crazy artsy best friend from college gets along with my slightly crazy party girl best friend from high school.
They shared their secret crushes:
“Did you know that I’m obsessed with her?” Nicki said.
Countered Snooki, “I’m obsessed with Nicki!”
And traded compliments on each others’ impressive hairdos:
“I mean I’m jealous!”
“OK, whatever! I wanted you to wear your pouf today so we could be matching.”
“I did,” confessed Snooki, “but it deflated from the heat, you know what I mean?”
And I really, really wish I could have been there to give each of their poufs affectionate squeezes.